Because You're Tired of Looking Like a Drunken Seahorse Underwater
Let's face it – if your buoyancy was a Netflix show, it would be "Stranger Kicks" (with you as the monster destroying coral reefs). This course transforms you from an underwater bull in a china shop to a graceful, air-sipping ninja who:
✔ Hovers motionless like you're part of the scenery
✔ Uses less air than a yoga instructor
✔ Never accidentally moonlights as a human bulldozer
Let's face it – if your buoyancy was a Netflix show, it would be "Stranger Kicks" (with you as the monster destroying coral reefs). This course transforms you from an underwater bull in a china shop to a graceful, air-sipping ninja who:
✔ Hovers motionless like you're part of the scenery
✔ Uses less air than a yoga instructor
✔ Never accidentally moonlights as a human bulldozer
Why Take This Course?
✔ Protect the Reef
No more “Oops, was that coral alive?” moments
✔
Save Air Like a Pro
Extend your dives while others gasp at 50 bar
✔ Look Cool Underwater
Because flailing is not a
good look
✔
Master Weightlessness
Hover like you’re in space
(but with better scenery)
Why Take This Course?
✔ Protect the Reef
No more “Oops, was that coral alive?” moments
✔
Save Air Like a Pro
Extend your dives while others gasp at 50 bar
✔ Look Cool Underwater
Because flailing is not a
good look
✔
Master Weightlessness
Hover like you’re in space
(but with better scenery)
What to Expect
What to Expect
eLearning First:
Science Made Simple – Learn why you sink like a rock
(hint: it’s not just gravity’s fault).
Gear Myths Busted – Spoiler: Ankle weights are not a
fashion statement.
Interactive Quizzes – Prove you’re paying attention
(no, you can’t cheat).
Buoyancy Bootcamp
Weight Check Reality Show – “Wait, I only needed half this
lead?!”
Hover Olympics – Medal events: Motionless,
Upside-Down, and “No Hands.”
Finning 101 – How to move without looking like a
malfunctioning propeller.
Real-World Drills – Play “Statue” on the reef (fish
will photobomb you).
eLearning First:
Science Made Simple – Learn why you sink like a rock
(hint: it’s not just gravity’s fault).
Gear Myths Busted – Spoiler: Ankle weights are not a
fashion statement.
Interactive Quizzes – Prove you’re paying attention
(no, you can’t cheat).
Buoyancy Bootcamp
Weight Check Reality Show – “Wait, I only needed half this
lead?!”
Hover Olympics – Medal events: Motionless,
Upside-Down, and “No Hands.”
Finning 101 – How to move without looking like a
malfunctioning propeller.
Real-World Drills – Play “Statue” on the reef (fish
will photobomb you).
Who Can Join?
Open Water Certification
10 years old +
Medically ready
Check our [PADI Medical Form] - just follow the simple steps
if you answer "YES" to anything
Everything You Get:
PPB Certification after the completion of the course
(proof you’ve evolved past “human wrecking ball” status)
DAN insurance
for the duration of your course (max. 90 days)
Air Consumption Hacks
Breathe less, see more (magic, but real)
Gear Optimization
Learn why trim pockets > ankle weights
Who Can Join?
Open Water Certification
10 years old +
Medically ready
Check our [PADI Medical Form] - just follow the simple steps
if you answer "YES" to anything
Everything You Get:
PPB Certification after the completion of the course
(proof you’ve evolved past “human wrecking ball” status)
DAN insurance
for the duration of your course (max. 90 days)
Air Consumption Hacks
Breathe less, see more (magic, but real)
Gear Optimization
Learn why trim pockets > ankle weights